NOKIA Shit Part 2

Scene 1 Act 1


Asst: Hi, Can I help?

Cust: GPS Module? U have it?

Asst: Yup, Sir, here it is... (Show Ctr to display panel)

Cust: Wah! So expensive ar?

Asst: Ermmm... Ya.. (Smile weakly)

Cust: How it works huh?

Asst: By bluetooth Sir.

Cust: How? How?

Asst explains

Cust: Must pay money one rite?

Asst: No Sir, GPS is free, U pay for the maps that u wanna download.

Cust: Points at Asst's breast. (The NOKIA logo on her T-shirt) No lor, Another Nokia person say must pay.

Asst: (Pissed by customer) No Sir, we tried. It's free. We didn't incur any data charge.

Cust: (Move to next to the asst) I wanna try first.

Asst: No Sir, Sorry. Not charged up, cannot try, plus it's indoor. It wun work. (His bloody mouth skinks big time*faints*)

Cust: (In a loud tone, pointing to another staff) He says can one.

Asst: (Bo Pian, must honour) Okie. But it wun wun.

Asst trys fixed in the battery.

Cust: Wrong Side! Wrong Side! U dun know how is it?!

Asst looks up, stare at cust and continue to put in the battery.
(It's not the wrong side. It's correct, it's that idiot who dun know, try to act he knows)
pair up for him and allow him to try.

Cust: Ai Yo, cannot leh. Why? Why it says GPS not avaliable?! (Stands so close to Asst, till Asst backs down to the wall)

Asst felt the super strong urge to puck now. His mouths stinks big Time and Asst can feel his breath down her neck

Asst: (Looking at him as thought he's stupid) Sir! It's INDOOR! Cannot detect GPS satelite signal?

Cust: (Super Pai Say) Like that ar... NVM lor. Ppl tell me other place say at only half ur price.

Walks away.

Asst: (Mutters under her breath) Fucker. Ti Go Pak.

Asst #$%^&**% , unable to carry on smiling, walks out for a smoke to cool herself down....

(If one day I die of Cancer, it will be all these bloody idiots, fuckers' fault. WHAT"S THEIR PROBLEM!)





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