Friday, September 28, 2007

Sob Sob

Wahhhhh.......

Fark, Fark...


I'm totally stupid. Totally bRAINLESS!


My beloved phone got stolen again!



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....




This's the 2nd phone I lost this year.




Suckie!



Different place, Different ppl, different timing. But the MO is the same!



Shit! Shit! Shit!



Left my beloved sissy 6300 (Entirely covered with crystals that I stuck on one by one) in the counter when this piece of shit called me over. Just to ask me one stupid question. "Any DISCOUNT!?"



The Pink Arrows show where the phone were.

See! Now I'm using PAST TENSE!

Somemore, it's underneath the pile of Pink Papers lor!



The next thing, my phone's gone!




Ahhhh!!!!!!!!


It's still on installment! I still have like 3 more months of installment left and the phone's gone! Stolen!



I shall pray hard everyday, every night.



Dear GOD, please make my 6300 drop inside the toilet bowl!



Seriously speaking, I rather have my phone be spoilt, damage to beyond repair, then let some undeserving, totally dishonest freak have it.



With the condition of my phone, it can easily fetch $200 in the black market. :(


Sucks, Sucks. Sucks big time.





Sob. All thanks to Jeff, if not.... I can't even imagine the amount of inconvenience I will face.



The numbers... Arhhhhh.. All my contacts. Heng lor, i have a copy of my contacts in Jeff's Demo phone.




And He rush down to COM centre to take my SIM card for me.



Haiz.. Stupid me, If I dun always leave the phone anywhere. If I'm not that STUPID!


Wahhhhh......




See, now I earned myself a new nickname. Miss LULURIS! -_-"'




Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Friday, September 21, 2007

PhotoShop

I LOVE IT!

Gez... Been playing around with photoshop recently.

Hahahah.. Check out the wonders it can do!


Before:

Sooooo Dark.......



AFTER


Heheheh..
I seriously admit that I still got lotas to learn... :)

Ta Da....
The Art that I'm most please with.
Hehehehhe
Cause by right the photo damn obscene! One look and U will be able to see my bra so damn clearly.
Lesson Learnt: Never wear a light Pink Bra under knitted tops. -_-"'
See, After the touch up... It's still visible, I know. But that's the best I can do. Hehehe..
I'm very very new to PhotoShop. (Maybe I should look for XiaXue) Hahahhaha...
Talking bout XiaXue,
I finally chanced upon her blog.
K, I admit, I'm damn Sua ku. I heard bout her years back. But I just cannot be bothered. Hahahha.
Very Interesting Blog she have, and very sharp mouth as well.
CheerOs... That's all..


Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

BBQ@Garage

CRABBIE CRAB!

Check out the Crab!

This is just part of the food that we have enjoyed....

Jealous Right!




Just to List a bit of Our Menu
  1. Prawny Prawns In MarTell
  2. Crabbie Crab
  3. Satay Satay
  4. Otah Otah
  5. Chilli Dogs
  6. Spicy Porkie Pork Chop
  7. Honey Glazed Wings
  8. And Mani More....

Hahahhaha...









As Usual, The Ladies.....


Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Friday, September 14, 2007

Miss Tooth Aching

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't believe how bad my bloody tooth have progressed.

Shit

Shit

Shit!!!!!!!!!

Fark tooth, it's killing me. All thanks to this bloody tooth. First I started eating using just my right side for 1 week.

Now, due to the over usage of my right side jaw. My right side teeth are starting to hurt as well! OMG!

HOW BAD CAN IT BE!

Due to my farking working hours, I'm not able to see a dentist!

Sucky..

Finally drag myself outta of bed at 8.45 today to see the damn dentist.

First, I have to deal with the fuck receptionise who talks as if she owns the clinic. (That'll be another day)
Then I have to wait for the bloody dentist who were late for 45mins!

Gez.... Felt like a idiot. Ended up, I didn't even bother to reply any of the questions that the bitch asked. Except for the occassational Hmmm and Ar.

Finally after waiting for like an entertity, it's my turn. (I cannot afford to lose any time, I gotta open the damn shop. My dear sister took a MC! ) Just how bad can it be right. It's only 2.5hours since I woke up.


Arghhhhhhhh.. After all the poking and knocking on my really bad tooth, the dentist cleared his throat and declared, "There's nothing I can do for U today, ur tooth's really bad. I gotta do a root cannal for u."

The best part, it's gonna cost me $350!

Fark, Fark, Fark! CCB!

And, I gotta come back another day. it's gonna take at least 1hr to fix it.

Sob Sob.. Now I'm really crying... $350! WTF. Nothing he said really matter to me after that.

The only thought I had was, "Shit, gonna wait till pay day. WTF"

After surviving on milo for 2 days, I gotta do it for another 2 weeks!

Just how bad can life be.... JUST BECOS OF A BLOODY TOOTH!


Okie... The only consolation that I had for myself was.. Gez... At least I'll be on diet and get to lose some weight..

See! I'm still trying to make light outta of the situation. -_-'''

Liquid diet!
Fark.. I'll always be hungry and moody.
And the last time I tried this, I landed in the hospital for 3 days due to gastric pain.


See.. I dun really have much of a choice do I?

My bloody mouth aches too much for me to eat properly.
I take at least 1 hour to finish half a meal. (And it's like semi-solid food lor!)
I can never finish eating cause my jaw feel like it's gottas break off.
So I only managed a miserable few mouths.

I give up. pass me the MILO please.


I guess I'll write in and ask MILO to sponsor me.


Wahhhhh...... Sob Sob...







Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Thursday, September 13, 2007

School Themed Chalet

As promised...


Chio? Hahahah...


The Sweet 16 Look.. Courtesy of Alson.

(For the Uniform)


As Usual... My dear sis...

She really got the School girl face lor!

Can u imagine the look of disbelief in those ppl face while both of us walked towards the chalet fully claded in the school uniform smoking away? ^^


Di, the guy who treat me like a Princess....

(He made me felt the warmth of being loved, Pity, pity, pity..... )

And his Car... Which I always drove around in. :) It's a mafia wish orh... Dun play play..


Around, the ladies.. Shit, I look like a repeat student.


Got Forced to take picture with him.

Boss say one. "Still friends mah, must talk mah, Come, come, take a photo together"

I was like, Eeeeeee. "Okie mah, we are still friends ar. See.. (So we took the photo together.) I so fake.

Followed by, "Hey! How are you ar! Good?"

Before He could replied, I just turned and walked away.

Sweet Revenge.

At least I'm living life better now that he left.

Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

School Themed Chalet

Hmmm...

Another Bday's party. . . Tonight there's gonna be a chalet. Step and Karena.

Hmmm... Although I have known Step for like at least 4 years. (We've been in the same company since then. 3Gmobile, MobileE, 3Mobile) -_-"

But till now, I never really like her. Hmmm.... Correction, I have never liked her at all.'

Neither do her.

Pucked.


Karena... Hmmm, dun really know her, although we were colleagues. But since coming to Vivo, we manage to talk more.

Cute Girl. At least she's not a backstabber. At least she's not a hypocrite.


So.... Same Bday, 2 different girls, 2 different treatment from me. Got a nice little make up pouch for karena. Ermmm... a sub' present for Step nia.

Hmmmmm...... Wat to do.......


Will upload some photos after tonight. (-,*)

Check out k!


PS. Sorry Dar, I can't get off on Friday to go and support you.....
Jia You k!
Love u to pieces.
SiS....


Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide

Saturday, September 8, 2007

NOKIA Shit Part 2

Scene 1 Act 1


Asst: Hi, Can I help?

Cust: GPS Module? U have it?

Asst: Yup, Sir, here it is... (Show Ctr to display panel)

Cust: Wah! So expensive ar?

Asst: Ermmm... Ya.. (Smile weakly)

Cust: How it works huh?

Asst: By bluetooth Sir.

Cust: How? How?

Asst explains

Cust: Must pay money one rite?

Asst: No Sir, GPS is free, U pay for the maps that u wanna download.

Cust: Points at Asst's breast. (The NOKIA logo on her T-shirt) No lor, Another Nokia person say must pay.

Asst: (Pissed by customer) No Sir, we tried. It's free. We didn't incur any data charge.

Cust: (Move to next to the asst) I wanna try first.

Asst: No Sir, Sorry. Not charged up, cannot try, plus it's indoor. It wun work. (His bloody mouth skinks big time*faints*)

Cust: (In a loud tone, pointing to another staff) He says can one.

Asst: (Bo Pian, must honour) Okie. But it wun wun.

Asst trys fixed in the battery.

Cust: Wrong Side! Wrong Side! U dun know how is it?!

Asst looks up, stare at cust and continue to put in the battery.
(It's not the wrong side. It's correct, it's that idiot who dun know, try to act he knows)
pair up for him and allow him to try.

Cust: Ai Yo, cannot leh. Why? Why it says GPS not avaliable?! (Stands so close to Asst, till Asst backs down to the wall)

Asst felt the super strong urge to puck now. His mouths stinks big Time and Asst can feel his breath down her neck

Asst: (Looking at him as thought he's stupid) Sir! It's INDOOR! Cannot detect GPS satelite signal?

Cust: (Super Pai Say) Like that ar... NVM lor. Ppl tell me other place say at only half ur price.

Walks away.

Asst: (Mutters under her breath) Fucker. Ti Go Pak.

Asst #$%^&**% , unable to carry on smiling, walks out for a smoke to cool herself down....

(If one day I die of Cancer, it will be all these bloody idiots, fuckers' fault. WHAT"S THEIR PROBLEM!)





Life's Jus A Dreamz, Or Nightmare U decide